Hello assorted citizens. This is Christian with another off-topic guest post.
Today, class, I will be lecturing on dog genetics. As you may know, our canine friends our descended from wolves. How did wolves turn into dogs? Humans messed with their DNA. Dogs are wolf mutants.
What can we learn from this? The more your dog looks like a wolf, the closer your dog is to nature. The wimpier your dog is, the more your dog is a man-made freak. I know this is harsh, but it is the truth.
You homework assignment is to use the visual scale below to rank your dog’s wolf-freak level.
Today, class, I will be lecturing on dog genetics. As you may know, our canine friends our descended from wolves. How did wolves turn into dogs? Humans messed with their DNA. Dogs are wolf mutants.
What can we learn from this? The more your dog looks like a wolf, the closer your dog is to nature. The wimpier your dog is, the more your dog is a man-made freak. I know this is harsh, but it is the truth.
You homework assignment is to use the visual scale below to rank your dog’s wolf-freak level.
posted by Christian @ 10:32 AM
2 Comments:
At 11:45 AM,
Phoebe said…
Hey! Where's Cody?!?!
Also, there are votes that say that the pug should be at the very bottom (though I think there are many other breeds that might extend that bottom section)
At 12:26 AM,
Christine said…
Haha, I was looking for a pug picture. I know the pug in that photo too! Not personally, but the owner is a member of the PugVillage.com forums. :)
-Christine
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