Should I get a lawyer now?

Remember ages ago when I said Cody was chewing gum and smoking? Well, this weekend he started drinking my coffee. I thought it wasn't so bad until I noticed that he eliminated a balloon this morning. I guess to feed his expensive toy collection, he feels the need to start trafficking drugs. Or maybe it was the parental "abandonment" he felt this past weekend that drove him to this alternate lifestyle. *SIGH*